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Filthy Benavides 

In the spirit of the beloved Dirty Sanchez, the Filthy Benavides is the act of removing your penis from a woman's anus, then rubbing it vertically down her chin, creating the illusion of a "soul patch".
He was charging women the same money for straight sex as he was for a Filthy Benavides.
Filthy Benavides by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

Joseph benavides 

Heโ€™s sexy !!! My manโ€™s forever and ever, even tho we broke up๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™!!! But idfc heโ€™s the love of my life and thatโ€™s fax nov 26 2021 โ€ฆ we supposed to be together forever babe.. TO ME YES I STILL LIKE TO THINK HES STILL MINE LOLZ CUZ ITS FUNNI . Iโ€™m his boss baby gf and thatโ€™s faxโค๏ธ
I luv joseph benavides
Yes.

Bonafides 

When one has earned certified realness in the game of life through trial and tribulations and proven to be a worthy possessor of street cred.
The type of work that Stovepipe has put in over the years in these streets has given him bonafides he could brag about if he wanted to.
Bonafides by DuVay Knox March 29, 2022

bonafides 

'The goods.' 'The real deal.' No bullshit.'

This term is often used in, but is not restricted
to, legal endeavors. Because of its Latin origin,
the term's connotation is one of 'seriousness'.

The term mixes identity and credentials with
honesty and ability to get the job done to
create a highly favorable impression.
She walked into the room, forthwith handed
the committee chair her bonafides, a resumรฉ
she had worked on for hours in anticipation
of this moment of expression/impression.
bonafides by Ward Smith February 25, 2009

benvideo1 

God of legos (he can separate them)
Benvideo1 is absolutely insane with the bricks.
benvideo1 by ClimbingSum April 22, 2022

Benavidez 

Guy:you saw joleen benavidez yesterday?
Guy2:yeah sheโ€™s a badddd bitch
Benavidez by Jxxeen June 11, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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