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Viola an Italian immigrant in Ireland
That’s Viola she’s a little bemp
Bemp by Bolanegss February 18, 2022
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Someone or something funny and large. Can also be an insult towards someone.
Did u see that guy Joe, he’s a bemp.
Bemp by weknowdewaebutudont January 16, 2018
Related Words
Bemp Bempah Bempck bemper bemperogamer bemple bempt Bempty
A negative exclamation relating to a deformity or mess up that causes frustration; usually a person

Also used as a substitute expletive
Your wheelchair is blocking my path so bempck you Susan!

Why the bempck did Apple remove the headphone jack?
Bempck by papabless October 5, 2016
1. on crack
2.beyond stupid
3.REALLY odd
my mom is sooo bempt!
thats really bempt
bempt by Brookey cookey September 24, 2005
A sad, indecisive, gay teen. Typically, they are a switch, although they act like a brat. They always cope with humor. Do not try to confront a bemper about their issues, because they will make jokes about it, or call you out on your own daddy issues before changing the subject. They are spiteful, and have commitment issues. They are an amazing comic relief, however every joke is to hide a flaws of theirs. They will literally explode before asking for more ketchup.
"Bemper please, you need therapy!"
bemper by Paz_zjazz June 29, 2021

bemperogamer 

Bemperogamer is an absulute chad

Bemperogamer-gigachad
Frost fox -furries that the earth dont need

Kill all the furries or else
Bemperogamer is a legend a chad and not fatherless
bemperogamer by Lavasnooper August 13, 2022
A bank employee, that is completely remedial.
You think that bemple at your bank would cash my check?
bemple by Dex008 June 24, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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