A high school in diddlyfuck nowhere where its a whole bunch of white kids thinking they can fight and spend the money they dont have on juuls and weed, loud freshman, and booty at sports. But since we dont get mommy and daddys money we are not dickheads like BNHS

Belvidere High School
“Oh so you’re not athletic”
WHAT? I cant hear you over these freshman

belvidere high school by Balloonbloopers April 15, 2019

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Belvidere North Highschool

What dumb cuck thought it would be a good idea to put a highschool in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Some people say that out of the two local highschools, it is the “richer, cleaner,” one. While in reality, it’s just as fucking shitty as it’s counterpart.

“Oh so you’re from Belvidere North Highschool?”
“Yeah.”
“So, what kind of group are you in?”
“I’m one of the fuckboy freshman who vapes in the bathroom.”
“Oh so you’re gay.”

Belvidere North Highschool by Good ol’ Belvitucky June 7, 2018

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Belvidere

Small, bucolic town. Overpopulated by mullet-wearing rednecks who can't appreciate it's a place in which to grow up, not grow old. Very "Mayberry" in that neighbors know neighbors and whatnot.
Illegal immigrant population high, owing to agricultural interests/industries. Home of Chrysler Corp. UAW membership is high in this strata of Americana. Girls of high-school age are considered skanks/cows/easy.

Boy #1: I met this Belvidere chick.
B#2: Seriously? You get laid?
B#1: Did I say I met a BELVIDERE chick???? HELLOOOO?

Belvidere by Shmoopie1027 March 5, 2009

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