Belgian Chocolate

Belgian Chocolate is the act of having a partner lay underneath a glass table, you squat over it, and releasing a massive amount (preferably a torrent) of diarrhea over the table.

“Man, Rodzilla really gave me his belgian chocolate the other night. It was like being in a shit submarine!”

Belgian Chocolate by beoowulf May 1, 2026

Belgian Chocolate Croquette 

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.

She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.

Belgian Chocolate Croquette by Godelieve Van De Putte August 5, 2021

National Belgian Chocolate Day 

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.

Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”

National Belgian Chocolate Day by architecter May 30, 2018

Belgian Double Chocolate Pump

Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose

Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock

Belgian Double Chocolate Pump by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009