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Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013
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1.getting wrecked by Edward beck
2. Talking about 1 thing for more than 10 mins straight

3. Talking about your Asian family and good for an unhealthy amount of time
3. Not teaching a class full of students and testing them on the unlearned material
I’ve just been becked and now I won’t be able to pass my ap world test

Omg my teacher just becked us by talking nonstop about his Asian wife and what he had for dinner last night. It was sooo funny!
Becked by Imsofuckingdead74894 October 10, 2018

kate beckett 

everything that is good in the world. actual angel. real disney princess. cupcake angel face. better than u.
say shit about kate beckett around me and risk death
kate beckett by kate beckett October 4, 2013

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.
I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!
The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

berkeley high 

1. Berkeley high (BHS) is a place for stoners and preps alike. Located in Berkeley, California, there is no wrong way to be at this school. Filled with the youth of today's America, some wanting to learn, some wanting to burn. And there's lots of that too, after all, it is berkeley.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.
1. Bro #1: "What college are you gonna go to man?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"
berkeley high by BHS bro #1 June 10, 2010

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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