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The plural for beef.
beffery, befferism (a belief in beef), befferology (the study of beef), befferophobia (the fear of beef)
beffery by Cant get rite November 11, 2006
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veef beffer 

In a game of scribble.io, Smii7y, Kryoz, and Wildcat were guessing words that had been in it. When BigJigglyPanda was drawing a word, Kryoz answered veef beffer. Smii7y and Wildcat were dying laughing.
veef beffer by Me like Monke February 6, 2021
Jimbob is totally my beffer.

We will be beffers for life!
beffer by Kaity Kerosene June 22, 2008
A derogatory word, used to replace any insulting word.
You beffer; Son of a beff, Beff off.
Beffer by Chris (Beacher) August 16, 2003

bald egg beffrey 

Jeffrey Holzbaur
Oh no looks like Bald Egg Beffrey started a FaceTime.
bald egg beffrey by PotatoSaladX March 14, 2021
big curley haired twat, no brains, has a so called 12" cock, (yeah right), needs 2 learn 2 shut his god damn face
twat
Someone who gives oral sex usually with reference to a named animal
horse beffer
beffer by Pompey Banjo September 21, 2009
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