Beerrands

Drinking Beer While Running Errands

(It's thirsty Thursday and you have tons of errands to run.) I'm going to go run some beerrands babe, I'll be home later!

by pEANUT pUMPKIN pANTS January 10, 2019

beerran

Past tense of "beerrun"; to have gone to buy beer.

"Dude what's that you're carrying?"

"It's a 24-pack. Me and the boys just beerran."

by Knacca January 30, 2009

beerrand

Going to the store to buy more beer.

Honey, we're out of Heineken! Can you go on a beerrand for us?

by CREATIVEGoddess March 25, 2009

Edward Beerhands

A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.

The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.

Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!

by dvt81 November 20, 2014

Beerrand

Running an errand that causes one to be near a beer store. Can be coincidental or planned. It is important to complete the beerrand by actually buying beer. Similar to beerrun but the original intent is to complete the errand.

I ran a beerrand today at lunch. There was a beer store on the same block as the post office.

by Jonesy613 November 15, 2012

beeranderthal

Any individual who attempts to defend their lack of taste by drinking Bud Lite, Coors, or Michelob by attacking craft brewers or their consumers.

Bud Drinker: Do you got any Bud Lite? I just can't stand beers that are bitter. How can you drink that?

Ballast Point Drinker: Dude, you are a beeranderthal! Don't you want new experiences? Or do you want to go through a life without tasting life in your beer?

by Lazarus313 February 2, 2015