beerrand

Going to the store to buy more beer.

Honey, we're out of Heineken! Can you go on a beerrand for us?

beerrand by CREATIVEGoddess March 25, 2009

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Beerrand

Running an errand that causes one to be near a beer store. Can be coincidental or planned. It is important to complete the beerrand by actually buying beer. Similar to beerrun but the original intent is to complete the errand.

I ran a beerrand today at lunch. There was a beer store on the same block as the post office.

Beerrand by Jonesy613 November 15, 2012

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beerran

Past tense of "beerrun"; to have gone to buy beer.

"Dude what's that you're carrying?"

"It's a 24-pack. Me and the boys just beerran."

beerran by Knacca January 30, 2009

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Edward Beerhands

A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.

The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.

Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!

Edward Beerhands by dvt81 November 20, 2014

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beeranderthal

Any individual who attempts to defend their lack of taste by drinking Bud Lite, Coors, or Michelob by attacking craft brewers or their consumers.

Bud Drinker: Do you got any Bud Lite? I just can't stand beers that are bitter. How can you drink that?

Ballast Point Drinker: Dude, you are a beeranderthal! Don't you want new experiences? Or do you want to go through a life without tasting life in your beer?

beeranderthal by Lazarus313 February 2, 2015

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Beerrands

Drinking Beer While Running Errands

(It's thirsty Thursday and you have tons of errands to run.) I'm going to go run some beerrands babe, I'll be home later!

Beerrands by pEANUT pUMPKIN pANTS January 10, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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