Beeroir

The Beeroir (shortened, more cleverly worded) version of the "beer mirror" is the reverse of Beer Goggles, and is when you think you look better after having a few drinks. The word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com

"Dude, Is it just me, or am I really handsome tonight?" "No man, you've just had a few drinks and are now seeing yourself through the eyes of the beeroir"

Beeroir by The Cliarnival April 28, 2010

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beerocracy

A government body that regulates the making and consumption of alcoholic products.

"Hey wanna go hit up some absinth"?

"Can't... FDA banned it..."

"Fuckin beerocracy..."

beerocracy by AlexTheWrester March 2, 2008

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Beeroir • Beeroid • beerocracy • Beeror

Beeroid

Heavy anal flow due to excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied by severe abdominal pains

New Years Day I had a bad case of beeroids

Beeroid by Tear-uh December 25, 2016

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Beeror

One of those beer advertisements painted on a mirror that you see at bars.

Check out that sweet Coors beeror.

Beeror by Master Doctor John Faustus March 1, 2009

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Beeroids

Gym rats that focus on working out and having a fit lifestyle, however consuming lethal amounts of alcohol every single week.

Don’t turn into one of those Beeroids, man. If the roids don’t kill ya’ the beer definitely will soon.

Beeroids by FurryCop6ix9ine December 7, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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