Beermones 

hormones that are activated when you drink beer. May cause extreme horniness, depression, 'truth-serum', or etc.

Girl: Hey, I saw you making out with a dude last night.
Boy: I really can't remember...
Girl: You cried and told him you loved him.
Boy: Damn beermones.

Beermones by Cally B April 7, 2011

beamonesque 

doing something completly unexpected and being completly amazing coming out of no where with great excellence involved..

comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'

Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.

That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!

beamonesque by jleetjlj400 May 11, 2006

bermondsey 

as i grew up there myself, (don't worry im not a hooligan or thief OR chav) it has its positives & negatives. the positives are that it has some nice people (yes, it does) and the negatives are the football team millwall. (i still support them) so yes, bermondsey isn't very pleasant nowadays.

'oi you, what you looking at?'
'oi im from bermondsey mate, who do ya think your talking to?'

and as so the man who offended the bermondsey lad gets beaten the shit out of.

bermondsey by lolsl October 25, 2009

Beersness 

An important occasion or business venture, which involves alcohol.

Last Saturday night I had an important beersness meeting.

Beersness by theurbanfiend June 21, 2011

Bermondsey bomb 

An alcoholic beverage whereby the two ingredients of a Jaeger bomb are switched i.e. a shot of Red Bull and a glass of Jaegermeister. The drink was founded by graduates of the London School of Economics in Bermondsey, London (hence the name), and is being increasingly recognised in pubs, bars and club's across the UK and Europe.

The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.

Could I please order three Bermondsey bombs and three shots of tequila?

Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.

Bermondsey bomb by Bermondsey999 May 4, 2015

Beernes 

In spanish, word that refeers to viernes (beernes) the best day of all the week!! shots shots shots!!

Nos vemos el beernes...
vamos a chupar beernes no??

Beernes by 0s0 June 5, 2011

Beerphones 

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

Beerphones by Barb E. January 13, 2008