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1) A bottled beer with a bagle threaded over the neck. The solution to the life long problem of choosing between drinking and eating.

2) The ORIGINAL breakfast of champions.
Brent: I am way to thirsty/hungry to not have breakfast but way to hungover to walk to the store and get food or drink.

Brydon: Already figured it out dude, we'll just have beergles!
Beergle by BeeWhy September 14, 2009
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Life is crazy or life is awesome
Im feeling beargle asf
beargle by realeaterforever June 13, 2023
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