Beergle 

1) A bottled beer with a bagle threaded over the neck. The solution to the life long problem of choosing between drinking and eating.

2) The ORIGINAL breakfast of champions.

Brent: I am way to thirsty/hungry to not have breakfast but way to hungover to walk to the store and get food or drink.

Brydon: Already figured it out dude, we'll just have beergles!

Beergle by BeeWhy September 14, 2009

beargle 

Life is crazy or life is awesome

Im feeling beargle asf

beargle by realeaterforever June 13, 2023

barn buergler

Fellatio performed in a large shed.

That skank just gave that dude a barn buergler out back!

barn buergler by Pedro33 September 26, 2007

beerble 

the bubble that forms at the mouth of a beer can.

Tessa was unable to drink her Natty Light because she viewed the beerble as an impenetrable barrier keeping her from its cheap, watery glory.

beerble by Tessa Anna March 5, 2008

Blergle

Utterance used in answer to questions when one is in the confused mental state experienced immediately after waking, or when too tired or otherwise mentally incapacitated to deal with any complex thought process. Can also be used when simply not understanding a complex question or not knowing an answer to a complex question. Originally intended for IRC or IM use, but can be used vocally.

<person_a>: So can you describe life in the existentialist sense?
<person_b>: Blergle

Blergle by Skinfitz October 31, 2004

Russian Beerlette 

A drinking game where a round of canned beer is served, but one can has been shooken up. The loser opens his/her beer and is sprayed in the face.

"Let's make all the hoes play russian beerlette, but shake up all the beers!"

Russian Beerlette by thegreg92 October 3, 2008

Beerglar 

Someone who hangs out with you for no other purpose but but to steal your beer.

Damn, Nathan is such a beerglar!

Beerglar by NRH July 1, 2007