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Beegleing

Beegleing is the act of fapping in public. Much like planking, it has become an international sensation. People often get together in groups to Beegle and take photographs.

Their are 7 basic rules to Beegleing.

1. Sweatpants are required while beegleing.

2. If this is your first night at Beegle Club, then you have to Beegle.

3. Chat Roulette DOES NOT count as beegleing.

4. Extra points for beegleing on the bus, or lightrail, or at school, or work.

5. You must cum in your pants or on someone else's shirt to successfully beegle.

6. If no one is around, it IS NOT beegleing, even if it is in a public place.

7. After successfully Beegleing, you must yell "Beegle!" or "Beegled!"
I was beegleing on the bus, when the kid next to me totally caught me, and then I was like 'BEEGLED!
by mattross July 15, 2011
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Bongleing

The act of pooping, while masturbating, similar to a blumkin without the help.
You've been in there for a long time, you been Bongleing? Ya, It's been a rough week but it's looking up now.
by Jeff Tuck February 4, 2012
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Beagling

The poshest sort of dogging (eng. colloquial. having sex outdoors, norm. for an audience).
1. "Mate have you seen my pashmina? I'm meeting Harriet for some Beagling"

2. "Mate I put my Hunters one and beagled this girl on the bonnet of my Range Rover last night."
by razwinch June 26, 2014
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Dung-Beetling

1) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and build upon it until its an unstoppable torrent of shit ideas.

2) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and everyone rolls with it.
1) Julia Gillard really dung-beetled that carbon tax.

2) The whole world is Dung-Beetling regarding the war in Afghanistan.
by Dektra November 2, 2011
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beagling

a fetish in which a person finds sexual gratification by lying at the foot of a bed while 2 or more people copulate in it.
My mom caught me beagling last week. She and dad kicked me out of their room.

Beagling is the best part of having a roommate in college.
by Salvador Kashmere October 14, 2011
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beerlingual

being able to speak a second language fluently but only speaking it when you're drunk
yo did u know mike can speak spanish? yea, only when he's plastered though, he's beerlingual
by big c-dog June 13, 2006
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Bedaleing

Bedaleing means goofing around, it's used when you don't know any other word to use in a situation where the other person is so goofy and silly, you forget the word you were going to say completely and instead say "bedaleing".

Created by Ira (I.S.B)
Person 1: *Being silly*
Person 2: Stop bedaleing !!
by SillyIra June 11, 2019
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