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(verb, onomatopoeia): To toot one’s own horn. To boast, brag or draw attention to one’s own superiority. Origin: Mimicry of jazz trumpet sounds, scat singing.
Can be done both explicitly (e.g. blatant beenouing: “I am awesome at Ultimate.”) and implicitly (e.g. back-handed beenouing or fishing for compliments: “Have you seen me throw a Frisbee?”). Can also function as a noun (e.g. “This blog is a huge beenou.”). Also, a female beenouer is commonly known as a "feemou."
beenou by Poonology May 26, 2009
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Beenos can be used in place of anything. Has no racial meaning and calling someone a Beeno is not offensive.
Hey Beeno can you pass me the beenos over there?
Beeno by DonKeyNutz June 9, 2021
The name for the smartest dudes on Earth.
Random Guy: Are you called Beeno?
Beeno: How do you know?
Random Guy: Because only people that smart are called Beeno!
Beeno by SugarHoneyIceTea114514 October 16, 2023
A wholesome bee in javalette server
Ayo have you seen beebom in javalette server?
beebom by YOU DON'T KNOW ME v2.0 April 27, 2021
Link will beenemy many Ganons on his many quests.
beenemy by the late phoenix April 6, 2014

Beanomonster

a person who consumes all of the alchohol or drugs at a party or gathering and promptly leaves or goes to bed early.
this does not involve passing out as that would be a "barry" or a "whitey".
gurnsey is such a beanomonster, he came round last nite and drank all the cidre and buggered off.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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