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Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".
Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
Beef Jerker by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Beef Jerkey 

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible
Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"
Beef Jerkey by Aviticus January 20, 2009

beef jerkey johnson 

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson

beerjerker 

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.
Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.
beerjerker by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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