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Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".
Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
Beef Jerker by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Beef Jerkey 

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible
Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"
Beef Jerkey by Aviticus January 20, 2009

beef jerkey johnson 

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson

beerjerker 

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.
Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.
beerjerker by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026