Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.

I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.

by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020

beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.

"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert

by au4040 December 16, 2006

Beef Hammer

noun:
An affectionate nickname for the Gravity Hammer in the Halo series.

Look out Michael! That guy is 0 for 10 with the Beef Hammer this match. (Boom!) OUCH...

by haloFan October 9, 2010

beef hammer

basically another synonym for a penis.

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!

by Pundle December 7, 2006

beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018