Beef Cupcakes

beef curtains

A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank

You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.

by alislutwhorebag August 27, 2007

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

beef cupcake

a woman with a very loose pus.

man id like to eat that beef cupcake

by Kenny Sellers July 5, 2008