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cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum
I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.
cream of beef by catlover89 June 22, 2021

Beef-Creamer 

The act of giving a lady the beef and a robust cream pie.

A man who distributes large loads
I can't wait to give my wife the beef-creamer later

creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.
Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"
creamy beef load by Hauskaz December 3, 2007

Creamed Beef On Rye 

A term usually used when referring to the need to take a shit. Sometimes can also be connected to greasy morning after dumps from a long nights drinking.
.....hold that thought. I gotta go lay down a creamed beef on rye.
Creamed Beef On Rye by kdson January 15, 2011

Creamed Beef 

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.
It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.
Creamed Beef by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

Creamed Beef 

A yeast infected vag, which emits pus.
Creamed Beef by McSteamy18 January 19, 2019