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bedophile

i napped all day, i'm such a bedophile
by monkey12345 April 11, 2008
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Bedophile

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed
Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile
by WrinklyNut June 17, 2021
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Bedophile

Someone whom is attracted to underaged beds. Typically refered to as a Bedo.
“Calvin was being a real bedophile last night.” John said
“Yeah I saw him in 2 furniture stores recently fucking kids beds.” Jason added
by The cat is not in the hat October 20, 2017
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bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.
Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.
by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016
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pedophilesexual

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
by anonymous January 26, 2021
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Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.
by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016
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Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
by jj1221 February 20, 2010
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