Bedaphile

When someone has a lust or desire for sleeping in, turning in late and generally never getting out of bed

You will never get John in the mornings or after 9pm, he is a serious Bedaphile

by Geebeedee February 26, 2011

bonaphile

An adult human who takes part in sexual activities with a child between the ages of 16-17, before the child is a bona fide adult. Similar to a pedophile, but with the very oldest of the illegal age group.

Chris is a bonaphile, did you hear? Ewww.. at least he’s not a pedophile. I’m glad there are two words to separate this unlawful act into age categories.

by bkbigwordwriter September 18, 2020

Bidophile

A voter whom supports and/or practices pedophelia.

There’s no way 80 million Bidophiles voted for him.

by Old Wise E January 20, 2021

Bidophile

Groper of little girls in public or presence of others. Usually done around other pedophiles who won't be shocked or alarmed. Child molester.

Hunter is a Bidophile just like his dad.

by Sardean December 29, 2020

Pedaphile

Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

bedlamphile

n. 1. One that loves or has a strong affinity or preference for old insane asylums or general chaos. 2. The feeling of loving or having a strong affinity or preference for old insane asylums or general chaos.

ETYMOLOGY:
Middle English Bedlem, Hospital of Saint Mary of Bethlehem, an institution in London for the mentally ill. New Latin -philus, from Greek -philos, beloved, dear, from philos, beloved, loving.

The bedlamphile walked the halls of the old insane asylum drinking in the surroundings, photographing the dark halls and reminiscing about it's lurid history.

by ~m December 23, 2004

pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

by david and brian January 16, 2007