Bedoism

Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.

Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "

Bedoism by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009

Bedism 

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

Bedism by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

beyoism 

A pun so bad that it makes your groan.

I was a hosting a wine and cheeze event and one of the people invited was complaining that she couldn't make it to the event.

My reply to her was:

Judy, quit being such a whiner.
/wink

*groan* Beyoism alert!

beyoism by Trospar February 8, 2008