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Bedford High School (MA) 

BHS is located in the unknown three miles between Concord and Lexington. The school is divided into three factions.

The Locals-

Born and raised in Bedford, most are related to half the town and will go on to collage at Middlesex Community or if there lucky UMASS. All in all they are people who will go through twelve years of school getting average or bellow average grades, and will most likely live in Massachusetts for the rest of there life.

The Base Kids-
The base kids are divided into two sub-species the social people who are used to making new friends every four years and can adjust well. The other group are the strange ones who cope with the changes by just being flat out weird as FUCK. The Base kids make up 80% or more of the JROTC program that will most likely be shutting down in the next couple years. The base kids are ridiculed and singled out by the locals who are labeled as "Basists".

The Metco Kids-

The bus load of black kids from Boston who spice up the 90% white population. The guys are mostly decent other than a few who label themselves as "G" or "THUG". On the other hand the girls are flat out vicious. The black girls are loud and will attack if you get within three feet of them in the packed hallways.

STILL BETTER THAN ALL THOSE MOTHER FUCKING QUEER DICK HOLES FROM CONCORD AND WAYLAND!
Look its Bedford High School (MA), those kids look like tools but atleast there not RICA-CHIC whores or WAYLAND or CONCORD rich Holister wearing fucks. And the town has 34 banks and 26 hotels.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026