Bedaddle 

The art and science of doing dad shit.

Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"

You know. Dad shit.

Antonym of bedazzle.

See also Dad-ass

The Fourth of July extended family reunion left attendees sunburned with abdomens distended by all the family recipe favorites, and sense of being utterly bedaddled owing the rival fathers efforts to prove dominance in the herd.

Bedaddle by ThreeStarBear September 24, 2023

Bediddle 

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.

"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."

Bediddle by Asian Station November 11, 2018

bediddle 

The act of tapping the interior roof of a car and yelling "bediddle" once a car with only one headlight is spotted on the road.
In one variation on the game, the last passenger (driver included) to tap the ceiling and say "bediddle" must remove one item of clothing.
In other variations, the loser must buy their fellow passengers a drink. (Not necessarily alcoholic. Just a drink.)

((Upon spotting a single-headlit car))
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE"
" aaaaw man!"
{chorus} "TAKE IT OFF!"

bediddle by Luciefer September 26, 2005

Beduddleadumdumdumbish 

the answer to anything and everything... if someone asks you a dumb question, or tells you some information you don't really care about, you can simply reply Beduddleadumdumdumbish

"Hey what day is it tomorrow"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

"Did you know the Beatles have split up"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

Beduddleadumdumdumbish by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml April 9, 2019

Befaddlers 

Description for a Natural set of well preserved breasts of ample sizing, that would usually appear spill over the bra or a cupped hand of lucky partner.

I wasn't expecting it, she whipped off her top to reveal a cracking set of befaddlers, I could hardly manage them by myself, I was in heaven....

Befaddlers by Thunderjust February 21, 2024