If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite
by Reverend Jake October 27, 2009
by Jakeass8 May 17, 2009
Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 06, 2005
I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.
I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.
I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.
by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022
A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits May 11, 2018
I got into an argument with my boyfriend, he was was being a real douche bag, , he was so annoying, he has a way of getting under my skin...he was being a real bed bug...
by jaimdon March 17, 2018