Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!

Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"

Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable by m_piet April 28, 2010

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Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.

Yikes!!!!

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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