Becoked 

To apply cocaine liberally to a surface

I becoked the strippers tits.

Becoked by Harcourt boyz April 22, 2022

Becked 

1.getting wrecked by Edward beck
2. Talking about 1 thing for more than 10 mins straight

3. Talking about your Asian family and good for an unhealthy amount of time
3. Not teaching a class full of students and testing them on the unlearned material

I’ve just been becked and now I won’t be able to pass my ap world test

Omg my teacher just becked us by talking nonstop about his Asian wife and what he had for dinner last night. It was sooo funny!

Becked by Imsofuckingdead74894 October 10, 2018

Becked 

When a teacher never teaches you, and then tests you on the things that they didn't teach. Popularized by Edward Beck. In order to be truly becked, the teacher must replace the learning process with throwing dice and listning to classic rock music.

Shit, I've just been becked and now I won't be able to pass my final exam.

Becked by Santo San January 19, 2005

becked out 

When one listens to to much beck.

Man, i am totally becked out, cant stand the thought of listening to beck 'odelay' this evening.

becked out by mdingle February 25, 2010

Glenn Becked 

The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned.

Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View

Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked
John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude.

Glenn Becked by CarlosTheJackal May 20, 2009

glenn-becked 

To ask someone to prove a negative.

'glenn-becked': as in being asked to disprove a negative which originated in a lie.

President Barack Obama was 'glenn-becked' when he was accused or being a racist by Beck, or having to go to the trouble to disprove something patently false, as was the claim that he was not a 'native born' citizen, the lie was first thrown in planet 'Right Wing' back in the 2008 Presidential campaign.

The claim was totally proved as spurious, but the damage was already done, right winger extremists who listen to these shock jocks, Beck, Limbaugh, Savage, et al, wholeheartedly believed the lie and have been repeating it ever since.

So, Obama has been 'Glenn-Becked' several times.

Coming full circle, Glenn Beck himself is being 'glenn-becked' by being asked that he disprove the internet rumor that he raped and killed a girl in 1990

glenn-becked by one more someone else September 11, 2009

Glenn Becked 

To make a connection based on logical fallacies.

Jon Stewart "Glenn Becked" Sarah Palin last night - he determined she's a Russian spy because she likes to wear red, chases moose (like Natasha on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show) and calls herself a momma grizzly (Russia's symbol is the bear!).

Glenn Becked by CandyLiz2003 February 22, 2011