Beaumiester 

(noun) - a form of douchebaggery. To be a beaumiester is to be completely unaware of the people who care about you and to only care about yourself.

If you leave your girlfriend at home in a town she knows no one in to go to a party with girls 10 years younger than you - you are a beaumiester.

Beaumiester by KFnN October 19, 2010

baumeister 

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011

shoobiekook beefmiester 

a shoobie who is out in the line up with no reason bo be there in the first place and bags on you for ruining his time only to fall on his face the next wave.

"That dude is such a shoobiekook beefmiester"
"You mean that one who just ate crap a minute ago"

shoobiekook beefmiester by SB4surf7 November 1, 2007

beaumaster 

Beaumaster is when a guy can shoot jizz after climaxing over 15 feet.

I was having sex with Jenny when her dad walked in on us and hit him with the Beaumaster skills.

beaumaster by Rusty panda horn October 11, 2016