Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.
One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.
Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.
One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.
Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.
by Kennedy August 22, 2005
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noun
1. A utility or tool that is beast, or wildly and uncontrollably awesome
2. One who acts wildy and uncontrollably awesome
noun
1. A utility or tool that is beast, or wildly and uncontrollably awesome
2. One who acts wildy and uncontrollably awesome
Joe: "My iphone is so useful, it's a f*cking beastility!"
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Alex: "Jackson is so good at killing people in Call of Duty"
Luke: "He's a beastility!"
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Alex: "Jackson is so good at killing people in Call of Duty"
Luke: "He's a beastility!"
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Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
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Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
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1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009
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