beastility 

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.

Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.

beastility by Kennedy August 22, 2005

Beastility 

Pronuciation: Beast - tility

noun

1. A utility or tool that is beast, or wildly and uncontrollably awesome

2. One who acts wildy and uncontrollably awesome

Joe: "My iphone is so useful, it's a f*cking beastility!"

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Alex: "Jackson is so good at killing people in Call of Duty"
Luke: "He's a beastility!"

Beastility by ProPeng555777 April 7, 2011

Beastility 

Is the act of raping a Animal

Why did you beastility my pet??

Beastility by 459395 February 26, 2022

Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

midget beastiality by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

crypto-bestiality 

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

crypto-bestiality by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009