A gamer on twitch who’s like super famous and does games that make you cry yourself to sleep at night in a cold mist while the leaves fall around your warm body enveloping you into a comatose state where your mind drifts into an everlasting pool…
When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.
We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.