Beardmored 

To get so out of your mind on ketamine that you can't even make it to the toilet and have to reach for the closest possible vessel to piss in, or piss your pants.

"the place resembled a crime scene, as if a person had been held captive against their will for years and had then made a sudden escape from the squalor. There were pint glasses of piss everywhere and the room looked like it had been burgled. Chad had definitely spent the night getting Beardmored."

Beardmored by Badder Beardless March 22, 2019

beardcore 

A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep)

"Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!"

beardcore by jon_sparky March 28, 2009

Beardcore 

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

Beardcore by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

Beardcore 

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

Beardcore by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

Joe beardmore 

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

Joe beardmore by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

noah beardsmore 

emo wowwww

noah beardsmore is an emo.

me:is he an emo?
everyone: duh

noah beardsmore by gayassmf69 April 13, 2022

Beardcore 

Beardcore is a sub-genre of metal, or hardcore rock.
The members of a beardcore band often all have beards, hence the name.

Do I listen to beardcore? Did you mean Four Year Strong?
I'm pretty sure you meant Four Year Strong.
No?
Oh...

Beardcore by Handsomely Bearded December 4, 2011