Bear goggles 

Trying to say beer goggles, but comes out as bear goggles while being intoxicated!

Kasey said "he's cute"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"

Bear goggles by JAK EXPRESS October 27, 2007

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beargoggle 

When A man puts his scrotum over a woman's eyes when she is passed out. Acting as goggles, so she can not see.

"Dude, last night was craxy, i totaly beargoggled this chick blind!"

"Dude, i BGed this girl like crazy, she had no idea!"

beargoggle by I-PWN-N00BIES April 22, 2008

beergoggles 

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).

beergoggles by chris crounse April 17, 2003