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Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.

While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.

bear job by Deputydog April 24, 2011

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Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

Bear Job by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

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BearJob

When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.

I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.

BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021

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bearjob

when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine

"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"

bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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