bean cracker 

A bean cracker is the result of one parent being a spic (hispanic) and the other being a cracker (white).

Kate is a bean cracker.

bean cracker by tite ass January 14, 2009

Bean cracker 

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

Bean cracker by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

Bean on a cracker 

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.

did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.

Bean on a cracker by young women January 26, 2021

bean dip on my cracker 

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

bean dip on my cracker by Kayl April 22, 2008

Cracked a Bean 

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

Cracked a Bean by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

Beancracker 

Whena spick and a cracker have half & half children. The children are know as Beancrackers.

Stacey is a Beancracker

Beancracker by Stacey September 10, 2003