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bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Dirty Bean Water

Another word for coffee, made popular by Jacksepticeye.
"Now your dirty bean water is warm and ready!"

bean water 

What you call coffee if it is the only thing in the house that you have to drink.
Drinking bean water before you go to sleep tweaks you out and makes you sweat.
bean water by teacherdave January 27, 2004

hot bean water

The water collected after a ball sac has been steeped in warm water.
Anthony has trouble focusing until he’s enjoyed his hot bean water.

Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast 

Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”

“Coffee”

Bean Water 

An Insult to someone who has a big head/five head but has no brains/knowledge.
Ex. Your head is full of Bean Water
Bean Water by TheDarthTeslaYT March 29, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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