Bean Juicer

A sexual act in which one forces a juicer filled with beans into a female's vagina with great strength, then proceeds to juice the beans and let the juice flow out through the vagina. Lemon zest can be added to the beans for an exciting aromatic experience.

Jeff: Honey, want to try the Bean Juicer tonight?
Kaylei: OH HELL NO YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.

by moistowlettes December 7, 2010

bean juice

Cool way to say coffee

I'm so tired- I want some bean juice but I'm too lazy to make it.

by big da don June 12, 2019

bean juice

The juice released from a bean. Every once in awhile a bean will preform a ritual dance before releasing a large amount of his/her juice.

I think there is bean juice on your couch, did you just juice?
Well yeah, I'm a bean.

by Schmaaal September 8, 2020

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

by skidsstars October 10, 2018

human bean juice

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.

(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009

bean juice

the sauce found in a tin of baked beans

“Are you gonna mop up the bean juice with your pizza crust? ““damn right, love me some fuckin bean juice”

by littlehognose June 7, 2018

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

by KingSalami1313 June 27, 2021