Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019

Bean Bagged

The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.

by ssstaples July 11, 2011

Bean Bagged

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.

by Palokuku June 26, 2008

bean bagged

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny.

Im so bean bagged hahahaa

by Lucas668 December 22, 2010

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

bean bagged

When someone places their scrotum on you

Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know

by plutoloco4 December 20, 2008

Bean Bagged

To bean bag someone is to hit them with a grenade in the body, usually in the chest. with a grenade fired from an ULG (Underslung Grenade Launcher) the term comes originated from Call Of Duty 4,

"Did you see that? i just bean bagged him straight in the chest!"

by I Mike636 I October 10, 2008