beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

beanbanger by russianpolander January 15, 2024

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Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

Barbanger by wardswords November 30, 2016

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Beanbagger

1.A man or women who takes part in the sexual act of sucking a mans scrotum
2. Someone who sucks at life

Man #1:"Hey I've got a sack of sticky -icky!
Man #2:"I dont smoke the devils herb!"
Man # 1: Dude, you always were a beanbagger."

Beanbagger by MdaveM August 4, 2008

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Beanbagger

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".

"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.

Beanbagger by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009