Beach Bear

A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.
"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.
by luckieb88 January 02, 2012
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Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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Beach Bear

Beach Bear is the best in the band he’s so hot
by Beach. Bear April 25, 2022
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