2 definitions by Ben Segal

A fit characterized by violent arm flailing and an irrational sense of rage.
Little wanted to drive his brothers car and a Bauman Freekout insued.
by Ben Segal February 26, 2008
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1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.
Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.
by Ben Segal April 26, 2016
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