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Bottle top 

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.
Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.
Bottle top by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019

Baby bottle top 

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.
Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.
Baby bottle top by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021

Broken Bottle Top 

something that is unwanted or no longer useful.
explanation: a bottle with a broken top will be thrown away along with its contents because the bottle can no longer be used and the content is contaminated with sharp bottle pieces.
An old cripple is like a broken bottle top, unwanted and useless.
Broken Bottle Top by AAAnwar July 7, 2009

Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story
Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat
Masons bottle top by zWolffy June 9, 2020

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 

an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK.
The animation of The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is a mixture of CGI, 2D and stop motion
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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