Skip to main content
ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.
Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.

If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Definition of an unhealthy lifestyle

Excessive drinking and smoking and eating of junk food
Hes got Masons
Masons by Ping lee chow October 10, 2018

Masons Mom 

The biggest slut in the world. Once fucked her sons entire football team at the same time. Favorite position is Double Penetration in the ass. Her son is the product of a crazy midget sex orgy. Has fucked every man on the planet at least once.
Last night my friends and I fucked masons mom
Masons Mom by Mason Moore January 22, 2008

masons mother 

the hottest thing in the universe
the devil in the sheets
the only thing that truly matters in life
damn, that girl is almost as hot as masons mother
masons mother by anonymous September 21, 2020

masons dick 

masons dick by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022

Masons Aunt

Masons Aunt is the type of aunt who loves getting fucked by masons friends. She loves big cock in her mouth and cum on her fat tits. If your friend mason has an aunt, you’re one lucky guy.
No way mason u got an aunt?!?! Masons Aunt will love this dick.
Masons Aunt by Masons Friend August 22, 2022

Masons chicken wings 

The act of filling a girls anus with ranch then dipping chicken wings in it and eating them
Me and my girl made masons chicken wings last night
More from Urban Dictionary
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Load more