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bartle skeet 

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Alternative word to Mountain Dew.
You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017
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Bartle Skeet 

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Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017
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mountain bartle skeet 

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A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew
Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.
mountain bartle skeet by msvxt November 14, 2017
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Mountain Bartle Skeet 

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a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists
hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet
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Bartle Skeet 

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Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.
Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018
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Dragon Bottle Skeet

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The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting into a sticky raised hairstyle on the person who uses it, similar to the hairstyle on the old anime, Dragon Ball Z.
Samantha took Francis's shampoo bottle and emptied it out. She then inserted her dick into the bottle and released herself. Not knowing, Francis used the shampoo bottle. His hair resulted in a style similar to Goku and he said "Oh fuck I just got a shitload of Dragon Bottle Skeet."
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