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Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.
person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
by pmill053 August 09, 2011
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Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.
Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek
by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017
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