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Battered Sausage 

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)
me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it
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Oxford Battered Sausage 

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.
My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.
Buttered Sausage by TornHorse January 19, 2011

buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"
the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.
Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”
Buttered Sausage by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026