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Bat Wank 

Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,

The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations
I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.

I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"
Bat Wank by Furness Killer January 23, 2009
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bat wank 

position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and wank off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.
girl: ''i bat wanked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position''
bat wank by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009
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Batwank. 

The art of hanging upside-down whilst masterbating. Combined with wearing a frock that falls over your head adding to the experience of being "blind as a bat".
You ever had a batwank mate....

Batwank....seriously what the f is that...

Well it's......
Batwank. by AKingscott1980 June 28, 2024
Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)
Sure! Here's a copy of the definition example:

"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026