Barking Spiders 

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

Barking Spiders by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

Barking Spiders 

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

Barking Spiders by T.I.M October 17, 2008

barking spiders 

fanny burps (syn. - farts)

barking spiders by Dimitri September 18, 2003

Barking spiders 

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

Barking spiders by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010

Florida barking spiders 

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

Florida barking spiders by Delmuire December 23, 2009

barking tree spiders 

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

barking tree spiders by mronesuit August 12, 2009