Bareback bandits
The Bareback Bandits are the most feared duo in all of Bussytown.
By day they wear sheriff badges. By night they terrorize the world, clap cheeks worldwide, and leave stools pushed never to see daylight again.
Hardcore Harry brings the steel mesh.
Bareback Barry brings the hog from hell.
Saloon doors lock when their boots hit the pavement.
Entire neighborhoods go silent when the Bandits ride through town.
Together they ride under one rule:
“No fanny left unbrayed.”
By day they wear sheriff badges. By night they terrorize the world, clap cheeks worldwide, and leave stools pushed never to see daylight again.
Hardcore Harry brings the steel mesh.
Bareback Barry brings the hog from hell.
Saloon doors lock when their boots hit the pavement.
Entire neighborhoods go silent when the Bandits ride through town.
Together they ride under one rule:
“No fanny left unbrayed.”
Harry brings the steel mesh. Barry brings the hog from hell. Together they make the bareback bandits and bring absolute devastation to Bussytown”
Bareback bandits by Hardcoreharryy May 22, 2026
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