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barbarian cream 

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it
Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!
barbarian cream by Olhatch October 19, 2022

Bavarian Cream 

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
Bavarian Cream by skid mark vz March 12, 2008

Bavarian Cream Pope 

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling
Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.
Bavarian Cream Pope by vurtcat April 30, 2005

bavarian cream 

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole
he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream
bavarian cream by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008

bavarian cream pie 

Finishing inside during anal sex.
"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"
bavarian cream pie by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.
"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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