Barack'd

A slang phrase for being raped by a black person.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Steve?

Guy 2: Didn't you hear? He got Barack'd by La'quishandra.

by LAEfw January 22, 2011

Barack Roll'd

Esentially the same thing as getting Rick Roll'd. Barack Roll'd normally will be seen on Youtube.

Hey check this cool new video out!


OH NO! John McCain just got Barack Roll'd!

by buttercupwankers March 12, 2009

Barak'd

1. Barak'd
1. verb. To be slapped

2. verb. To be slapped in a club

3. verb. To be holding a condom and then being slapped

4. verb. To be blocked in basketball

1. She barak'd me.

2. At fusion I got barak'd

3. I got barak'd because apparently she's a virgin.

4. Dwayne Wade barak'd the hell out of Lebron James.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

Barak'd

1. noun. To be slapped
2. noun. To be slapped in a club
3. noun. To be holding a condom and then being slapped
4. noun. To be blocked in basketball

1. She barak'd me.
2. At fusion I got barak'd
3. I got barak'd because apparently she's a virgin.
4. Dwayne Wade barak'd the hell out of Lebron James.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

Barack drops

The phenomenon that the stock market drops significantly the day after Barack Obama gives a nationally televised speech.

Barack drops, the stock market falls after his speech; September 09/ 2011 the Dow dropped 355 points after Barack Obama’s Jobs act speech September 08/ 2011.

by Livin a van down by the river! September 13, 2011

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?

Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017