baobao 

1. another term for baby
2. the beginning character of the Chinese term for baby (baobeh)
3. a cute way of calling a person/pet/object precious or a treasure
4. a way of calling babies (most commonly adorable ones)

1. Hey baobao, you're the love of my life.
2. My puppy baobao is so adorable!!
3. How old is your baobao? She is so cute!

baobao by anju&vivi January 22, 2006

Baobao 

**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/

_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._

**Symptoms:**

- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.

- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.

- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.

- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.

- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.

**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.

**Prognosis:**

Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.

**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.

"As their Baobao-ing progressed, they became experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing but eating, napping, sipping boba, and sleeping."

Baobao by Yenbear April 22, 2025

Baobao 

**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/

_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._

**Symptoms:**

- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.

- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.

- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.

- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.

- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.

**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.

**Prognosis:**

Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.

**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.

"As their Baobao-ing progressed, they became experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing but eating, napping, sipping boba, and sleeping."

Baobao by Yenbear April 22, 2025

Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.

Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.

Baobab Blast by Jesus Chrysler June 19, 2010

Babaouette 

A round piece of cotton that you rub against your cheeks when you apply pfizer.

Aye j'aime cte babaouette!

Babaouette by coppertinelady77 October 8, 2021

Baobai 

The most beautiful and gorgeous girl in the entire universe.
Her beauty can't be compared.

Baobai is beautiful.

Baobai by KouXwb November 7, 2011

Bao Bao Bao 

An exclamatory particle expressing lust in the highest form.

As the man sat at the bus stop he was overcome with lust and exclaimed "Bao Bao Bao!"

Bao Bao Bao by Duwei April 24, 2017