1. another term for baby
2. the beginning character of the Chinese term for baby (baobeh)
3. a cute way of calling a person/pet/object precious or a treasure
4. a way of calling babies (most commonly adorable ones)
2. the beginning character of the Chinese term for baby (baobeh)
3. a cute way of calling a person/pet/object precious or a treasure
4. a way of calling babies (most commonly adorable ones)
1. Hey baobao, you're the love of my life.
2. My puppy baobao is so adorable!!
3. How old is your baobao? She is so cute!
2. My puppy baobao is so adorable!!
3. How old is your baobao? She is so cute!
by anju&vivi January 22, 2006
**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
"As their Baobao-ing progressed, they became experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing but eating, napping, sipping boba, and sleeping."
by Yenbear April 22, 2025
**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
"As their Baobao-ing progressed, they became experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing but eating, napping, sipping boba, and sleeping."
by Yenbear April 22, 2025